Midget in Circus Gets Eaten By Hippo

Hippo Eats Dwarf

A HIPPOPOTAMUS has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident in northern Thailand. "A dwarf, nicknamed Od, died when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus, which was waiting to appear in the next act", the Pattaya Mail reported. "Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex had automatically caused her to swallow." The vets said it was the first time the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a circus performer. "Unfortunately, the 1000-plus spectators continued to applaud wildly until common sense dictated there had been a tragic mistake. "Police said the trampoline had been sent for forensic analysis."

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